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Y’all, meet Prudence. The chicken. Prudence, please meet everyone.

Prudence was a gift from my parents – I’m impressed that she survived the trip from the snowy mountains of Colorado to the sunny {it’s way too sunny right now, we need some rain, but I digress} California shores. Thus, Prudence has proven that she is sturdy and resilient and able to travel long distances without cracking.

Part of the reason for this gift is that we almost always had chickens when I was a child {except for that time when the dog decided to kill them all}. Every girl needs a chicken, and Prudence is now guarding the kitchen from her home on top of the ice box. There she will remain.

By the expression on her face, I think she’ll be a good guard chicken, don’t you?

So, I’m glad you’ve met Prudence {or Prudy McPrude, if I’m feeling plucky}. She may serve a further purpose at some point, and I’ll be sure to keep you abreast of the situation.

*Puns always intended. No doubt you’ve found them already. And yes, they are definitely a stretch.

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